Pittsburgh Pirates Predictions 2015

SHERBRT presents the following Society-Headed, Egregiously Ridiculous Epimethean Readings today:

Overall Record: 86-76

Division Race:  2nd

Wild Card Race: 2nd

Individual Batting Statistics:

Andrew McCutchen

.315 Batting Average/.410 On-Base Average/.555 Slugging Average, 26 Home Runs

Starling Marte

.295/.355/.465, 18 HR

Neil Walker

.275/.340/.430, 14 HR

Pedro Alvarez

.235/.310/.435, 24 HR

Josh Harrison

.280/.315/.425, 9 HR

Gregory Polanco

.260/.330/.405, 12 HR

Jordy Mercer

.265/.315/.405, 11 HR

Jung-Ho Kang

.220/.310/.400, 6 HR

Andrew Lambo

.235/.305/.400, 6 HR

Sean Rodriguez

.225/.300/.370, 5 HR

Catcher Position

.225/.295/.330, 9 HR

Corey Hart

.205/.265/.350, 5 HR

Team Totals (including unlisted players, excluding pitchers)

.260/.320/.415, 149 HR